she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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