A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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