My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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