Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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