dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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