I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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