found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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