And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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