Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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