I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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