I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Fuck appropriateness.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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