Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
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