glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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