we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Life is so much better after having sex.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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