I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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