should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
