Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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