he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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