i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
