Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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