Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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