It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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