ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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