You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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