He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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