it wasn't lemon gatorade
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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