At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Randomize
