And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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