Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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