The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
