I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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