what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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