I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Are my feet made of real feet?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It all started with a game of naked twister.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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