that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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