I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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