do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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