we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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