He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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