tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Fuck appropriateness.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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