is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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