I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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