Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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