There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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