Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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