Pappa wants mamma naked
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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