he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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