I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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