She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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