He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
