I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
